The Daily Flailure: The Rapture for Dummies →
flailure: There are many misconceptions about the upcoming Rapture, but here are the facts. May 21, 2011 is the Rapture. That does not mean that Saturday is the end of the world. The Rapture is, in fact, a precursor to the end of the world…
There’s nothing sexier than someone who empowers the people around them.– Stephanie Georgopulos, Thought Catalog
Roseanne Barr knows what up, basically. →
I look up to Roseanne, not just as a comic (because ‘female comic’ is just too irritating a term for strong people who have worked so hard to get where they are, only to have their success qualified by petty, frustrating, and in certain tones of voice, practically belittling adjectives [sidenote: never thought I’d find an indication of my own sex to be belittling, but there it...
ouch. ow, ow, oh yeowch.
Hecklers are just the worst people ever.
I know that some comics welcome hecklers and even use them as a sort of exercise to practice ‘crowd work’ but oh my god, I just hate them so much. There is pretty much nothing meaner than heckling. And you don’t have to be out there shouting ‘We hate you’ or ‘be funny’ or whatever… the thing about stand-up is that you’re really not supposed to...
From the closing credits of What About Me. Good...
The Ink Spots, dude. Oh my, oh my.
It’s important to drink in the correct chronological order. Morning: bloody Mary (a better version of healthy people’s breakfast v8). Early afternoon: mimosa (light drink to go with brunch food). Late afternoon: beer (refreshing in the hot rooftop sun). Early evening: whiskey sour (classy primer for a night out). Nighttime: anything goes, really, since you’re probably wasted....