staying up late and torturing myself. i am so stressed i feel nauseated
tears in my eyes every time
i’ve got my pride, but deep down inside,...
Here’s the update on the rat thing. From before. Turns out, I love this rat. I decided to keep him as my pet. (Oh yeah, he’s a boy— I first mistook his oversized testicles for freakishly swollen labia. I wasn’t paying much attention to his genitalia, to be honest). I went out and bought a nice cage for him and soft cotton bedding and little toys and a hammock. I got rat...
DON'T YELL AT ME
OK I AM SORRY IF I DID ANYTHING WRONG, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. Here’s what’s going on. My roommate is out of town. Before he left he gave his ball python a live albino rat, AGAINST MY CONSTANT HORRIBLE NAGGING ADVICE, and though she has taken live food before, she was not interested this time. As I warned, like the nagging shrew [no pun intended] that I am, the rat attacked the...
otis, i love you from the bottom of my soul, and i...
pecked by the seagulls, hanging from the gallows,...
Is your blog called Blogging Molly?
Delusions [Dreams] of Grandeur [Idiocy]
I am a very loyal friend. How loyal, you may be wondering at this very moment. Let me give you an example of how loyal, fair stranger: I just awoke from a dream in which my friend Max was applying for a job and the hiring manager turned him down, so, naturally, I went to said manager’s house (a house in NYC?). I proceeded to knock on this man’s door a LOT (the door was green in case...
Replacing Rape Culture with Consent Culture →
I came across this article on Twitter and it Resonated With Me. Very well-written, and the content is relevant to all (yep, ALL) people.
I'm getting all self-righteous again
I don’t want to be all preachy about it, and god knows I can be a real bitch sometimes (read: often), but consciously making a choice to mock someone* for the entertainment of others is a little fucked up, right? NOW, on to the *, I am not referring to people like Newt Gingrich, who put themselves in mockable situations with their actions and choices. I’m talking making fun of...
My dream is to live in Detroit. More on this later.
Don’t you know, this world is such a lonely place So devoid of love that...
Let me ask you this: A guy breaks into your house, but you don’t have a...
Vomit. That’s what. Don’t worry, anonymous reader: I was able to narrowly avoid the splash the emanated forcefully from the gullet of a tired-looking man across from me on the A train. How much do you want to bet he boned the ‘sexy baby’ girl last night… Diaper and all?
Awe-Inspiring Things I Saw in New York City Today...
It is 6:43am. I accidentally got up too early for work, but I’m beginning to think the extra half hour of awakeness/awareness is worth it. Today, I have seen: 1. A girl with her face covered in gold leaf that appears to be partially clawed off 2. A ‘slutty baby’ on the walk (train ride) of shame. 3. A homeless lady peeing… while playing on an iPad. 4. Two NYC police...
1 My heart’s aflutter! I am standing in the bath tub crying. Mother, mother...– Mayakovsky, from Meditations in an Emergency by Frank O’Hara (via emmaiocovozzi)
Mastodon released 'The Hunter' 2 weeks ago.
Before you read this, you should know that if you don’t care about Mastodon, this post is not going to interest you. Like, at all. Because I’m gonna get kinda detailed and give Mastodon a virtual tugjob right now. Ok, you’ve been warned. I’ve been waiting for this record for a long time and I listened to it five six consecutive times on the day of release. I’m...
The Frenemy.: Women Are Effin' Funny →
Probably the most important and identifiable thing I’ve ever reblogged from thefrenemy (and I’ve reblogged a lot): I was raised with funny women. There were the women in my own life, for one. My mother’s got the same kind of rapid fire mouth Marissa Tomei has in My Cousin Vinny whenever she had to clean shrimp, a task she really hates. Thern there were the women I saw on television-...
Not to be all 16 years old and emo about it,...
I’m, like, real sick of trying so hard to make all my relationships/friendships/acquaintanceships work right now. I understand that every relationship is a two-way street, I don’t mean I’m giving up on this forever, but I am worn the fuck out, what with the flu and being poor and being lonely and trying to find a place to live, let alone a place to love. I don’t have time...
Cute note: Jesse is about 18 years old in this. Sad note: He subsequently got really sick and feverish after this. He’s ok now. Dave showed me this the other night and we laughed for, like, hours.
The Frenemy.: Things That Piss Me Off →
I might as well just have every blog post of mine just be a link to this. thefrenemy: People who walk three at a time on the sidewalk, usually high school girls, who are linking arms and skipping down the street like I have NOWHERE to go I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO When the outfit I love is great but doesn’t come in my size, like little elves come in the store and are aware I need…